...for getting in the way of me making fun of another person's typing error.

^{No... 180 years old definitely isn't the stereotype...}

...for DAMN YOU, KY!!! GET OUT OF HIS MIND!!!

^{Same with me before today.}

...for being ninja'd by liquid fire.

...for turning this into the Twilight thread.

^{@Goat: Yes you can.
Pass judgement.
Do it now.}

...for trying to get Goat to hate me.

^{Why does everyone else hate Twilight? The sparkle thing or the emo romance?}

...for not realizing it's both.

_{So I hear, anyway.}

...for saying exactly what I just typed but didn't click 'post'

...for being ninja'd by a Goat.

^{I didn't see a problem with the sparkle thing, the romance was a bit emo, as has been said, but I am pretty sure they can't be the only reason.}

...for not clicking post.
...for trying to understand all the Twilight hate.

^{Personally, it's the "this was terribly written, who the fuck payed somebody for this drivel?" thing.}

...for thinking Goats don't make proper ninjas.

...for hitting post too quickly.

...for proving goats don't make proper ninja's.

^{I found the writing to be OK, not great but not as crap as they make it out to be.}

...for not hanging out with enough LIT kids, then.

^{They'll tear you to shreds for that statement.}

...for hanging out with LIT kids.

...for not being ninja'd.

^Congrats!!!

...for having different standards of writing from me.

^{I'll admit: I haven't read the whole thing, just passages. But what I did read, I just found to be...well, stupid, bland, and uninteresting. Certainly worse writing out there, but still, it's just not worth it.}

...for thinking I have different standards.

...for being a damn dirty ninja ape.

...for being ninja'd again.

^{Where's your messiah now?}

...for thinking I have a messiah.

_{In the bathroom? I don't know.}

...for having a messiah with diarhhea.

...for not coining the term diarrheassiah.

_MINE

...for dammit! It's been taken...

...for lamenting with me that we didn't get there first.

^{Damn. That's a great term. With a disturbing mental image attached as a bonus.}

...for lamenting.

^{I say we team up and take him on.}

...for thinking the Goat can be defeated.

_{Behold your new diarreassiah!}

...for not realizing he's wrong.

...for not realising Chinchy has THE MONOCLE!!!!

^{You were already there, Empireth.}

...for trying to steal the gods-be-damned monocle again.

^{Mr. BFG 9000 here would disagree with that plan of action.}

...for still not upgrading to the new BFG 9001

...for encouraging rodents to play with weapons.

...for not realizing that I like the classics.

^{You go ahead and keep your fancy digital data readouts and chrome finishes.}
...for burning in the belly of Shai'Hulud for a thousand years for his insolence!

...for not upgrading to Emo Crabs.

^{They beat everything you know.}

...for not remembering the jock lobster.

_{And screw yer 'proof'!}

...for bringing up the sexual innuendos again.

...for not liking ze innuendos.

^{And I bid farewell. Sleep calls me.}